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Natalie, 20 years ancient, senior citizen in training

Diabolical mastermind, crackpot philosopher extraordinaire, Cheez-It aficionado

I accept both Visa and Mastercard

I want to be a kid again, just for a day

…or at the very least devote a week to nothing but ’90s/early ’00s shows marathons—Rugrats and Hey Arnold and Doug and Boy Meets World and Rocket Power and All That and basically everything my parents told me to stop watching so I could finish my homework.

And maybe drink some Capri Sun while stacking the pepperoni high on my Lunchables pizza crust while twisting the tops off my Oreos.

Never liked Catdog; the concept always disturbed me.

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