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Natalie, 20 years ancient, senior citizen in training

Diabolical mastermind, crackpot philosopher extraordinaire, Cheez-It aficionado

I accept both Visa and Mastercard

Degrees I would have liked to obtain, had I enough time:

  • History - Knowing where humanity came from is awe-inspiring.
  • Design - Doing layouts and picking fonts is so invigorating to me.
  • Animation - I like the idea of having fun for a living.
  • Marketing - Learning how to manipulate people into buying things is cool.
  • Studio Art - I almost did this, but like I said, my dad talked me out of it.
  • English - I love linguistics, and writing, and sometimes Shakespeare.
  • Film - I do have a minor, but it’s not old enough to drink.
  • Physics - Please stop looking at me with that expression.
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